Apologies for that uncontrolled emotional outburst, brother. ![]() I honestly kept playing so much solely because of the sound of the barrages as your broadsides fired. BGA2 I just hate paying for dlc when I think it should be in base game in the first place! And considering the above complaints.ĭespite all of this, I really liked the action! W40K lore is amazing, the stories are always gripping and in a veritable sea of Games Workshop games this one is decent - good in my opinion. I only played single player so for BGA1 dlc is pointless. Tyranids are boring af, Necrons won't work and all other races are either unplayable or locked behind dlc. I really wanted to play Orks cos they're hilarious! So in reality I've only completed the Imperium campaigns. And even worse, when you attempt the Necron campaign there is a known and never fixed problem that it crashes on the opening mission - the only work around is to DELETE ALL OF YOUR SAVE FILES!! Nope! This was a killer for me and I just gave up. HOWEVER, Tyranids only have half the ships available - there is a big gap in the middle where you are stuck playing with piddly little ships until you can level up to the full-on battleships. Whereas the second game is a control area format - conquer systems.įirst game you can only play as Imperium, but the second you can play also as Tyranids and Necrons. I preferred the first as it is more of a story arc - defend the Imperium's systems as they come under relentless assault and choose certain split paths like ally with the Eldar or waste 'em. Only difference is how they play the campaign. My god how did this get released!?įor both BFG1 & 2. Toenail Tornado (Total Toss): A playthrough so appalling it’s like being trapped in a Turkish sauna with the ugliest, hairiest, fattest, sweatiest beast of a neolithic hominid who’s trimming his toenails using pliers and the splinters are reminiscent of a scene from the Normandy Landings. This is what this game feels like – the occasional/rare bouts of fun, the rest bobbing like a 19th century British Policeman (now you know why!). The main problem of course, is the two veg sticking to your inside thigh. Todger/Tadger & (scroTum) Taters (Tedious): Is it an ‘a’ or is it an ‘o’? Who cares! The meat can be fun to play with for about 5 minutes of your entire day, the rest it just hangs there and generally gets in the way of doing something else. The definitive ‘Meh’ - the middle ‘sideways thumb’ option for which everyone on Steam cries. ![]() Torso Teaser (Taker of your Time): It’s a flat stomach.sure it’s nice to look at, run your fingers over, slobber on a bit, sometimes that bellybutton gets your motor running.but it's just basically the corridor between the two ‘gaming rooms’. What most games you really like score – perfection is so rare after all. The Tits (Terrific): Everyone loves playing with these! Not THE best bit, but such fun on their own you can be lost for hours.mmmm. Tonsil Tickler (Totally Tops): The frenchy of which you always dreamt! To quote a master, “She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a Man’s tonsils!”. Teaboy’s Tonsil Titillators or Toenail Titbits! (Rating) Sorry devs!).Ī note on time played: My Steam clock does not seem to work properly, indeed, it even minuses time on occasion! Plus, I have a tendency to wander off and leave games running at times, so time played may not be entirely accurate! (Although I hate panning a developer’s work and all the time, effort and love they put into designing these – it is their life after all – this is my honest, personal opinion of my level of enjoyment. ![]() Teaboy's Basic(ish) Reviews.I read a lot of reviews when looking at games on Steam, and it quickly gets tiring – those who write involved, down to the micron scale reviews, although helpful, end up like looking at War & Peace when you’ve only got time for a quick 5 minute dump! This is middle of the road and to the point – not easy for me as I tend towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness! Vociferously Verbose? Alright, verbal diarrhoea. Historic Review: Games I played months if not years ago – I decided to start reviewing right at the end of 2023! Memory of a trepanned, ADHD toddler with impulse control issues notwithstanding.
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